because the Devil wears moisture balm and God loves lip saver

by Chelsea Kahle

If drugs are illegal then arrest me now because this shit is CRACK! I can’t explain exactly why I love it so much, maybe it’s the very sheer color, the lipstick smell that reminds me of playing house as a young girl or the fact that when it wears off I feel the need to apply IMMEDIATELY! Without this my lips would live a sad sad life but thanks to Trish McEvoy I have another reason to spend an absurd amount of money on lip crack!

Trish McEvoy Luxe Moisture Balm $28 (a unique trick with this…if you have tired eyes just dab a little under for a dewey look and moisture overload)

If God wanted every individual to be happy, he would give them this chapstick. Unlike the Moisture Balm mentioned above, this chapstick is completely natural and not anything like crack. Wouldn’t God want us to use natural products?  I have tried every brand of chapstick and without a doubt Lip Saver is THE BEST

Aveda Lip Saver $8.50 (I recommend buying two or you will curse the day you run out)

If you don’t want to splurge on the Moisture Balm at least promise to try the Lip Saver once. I will make you a believer!